The New Names

[Valid Name]

Alright Guys, I've been up forever...still studying for Finals.

On another forum many have spent all day renaming the books...here goes:

Genesis becomes "Gilgamesh."

Exodus split in two and becomes "First and Second Books of Heston."

Leviticus becomes "101 Ways to Kill a Goat."

Numbers becomes "One Little, Two Little, Three Little Hebrews."

Deuteronomy becomes "Book of Ether (The Drug, Not The Jaredite Guy)."

Joshua becomes "Jericho Needed Better Building Code Inspectors."

Judges becomes "Various Hebrews Studs and Studettes Open Fresh Cans of Whupass All Over Assorted Other Tribes."

Revelations becomes "The Sum of All Fears."

Jonah is re-worked into "Jonah's Big Adventure."

Romans becomes "Paul Takes Over Christianity Part I."

Matthew, Luke, john, & mark will be compiled in one book "JC's World Tour"

Yikes...back to Cisco...

[tonyshaw]

Just checking out the site tonight.

I like those titles!

I can't help you with your studies. I'm the world's WORST at studying. I cannot concentrate for more than 15 minutes before I am overwhelmed with a desire to do ANYTHING besides studying.

Now, playing video games - I have to use a timer or hours can pass by.

And yet, I can sit down and read an encyclopedia, reference book, or any other book and learn something - so long as I don't HAVE TO. For some reason, that makes all the difference in the world.

I have always held a level of respect for anyone who can study. I have actually done it before, but it takes so much effort and work . . .

Hang in there, brother!

Mabey this will inspire you. Do you know what the motto is for the working crew rebuilding the Pentagon affet 9-11?
In order to show U.S. spirit, they wanted to finish before the aniversary. SO, they used this motto to inspire themselves:
"LET"S ROLL"