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  • Acts 2:38

    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.

    Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP!" "(Yells Verse Number) Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven!"

    As the burglar stopped dead in his tracks, the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. Shortly, several officers arrived and took the man into custody.

    As he was placing the handcuffs on the burglar, one of the officers asked, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was mention a scripture verse."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar.

    "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

  • #2
    I like that!

    That's a cute one.

    Well, Searching, hockey season has officially ended here at the house. No more staying up to watch my squad. No more laughing at my work buddies and mocking the Blues. No more claiming to be the Champs.

    If the Wings win, kudos to Steve Duchesne. If Carolina wins, Kudos to Martin Gelinas. Both were Nords. One was a Nord and a Blue.

    I already can't wait 'till next season.

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    • #3
      I know a few nerds...

      ...Let's go Canes! I'm still watching...had a game of my own however so I missed game one...but hey...One nuttin?

      Always good to see the Bowman squad loose...

      Yeah next season the blues are gonna kick your butt...

      Searching

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      • #4
        Where do you play hockey?

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        • #5
          The hole in the wall...

          I play at THE RINK...in ellisville.

          and what's with all these penalties? The Father may not require blood to forgive...but in the FINALS I sure thought it took blood to have a penalty called...at least thats how it used to be...



          Did you hear about the Redwing Fans in Ohio? They just had a baby boy. Thier Last name just happens to be 'Arena'. SooOOooooOOooo....they named him 'Joe Louis' as in Joe Louis Arena...

          ugg...I just hope he learns to PLAY hockey...pretty embaressing otherwise...oh look...there goes a big ol' spider...

          PEace,
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